April 6, 2009* Here's a riddle. I'm eating somewhere. What is happy and hard as a rock and lives at the beach.
* The answer was. GLADSTONES.
* Sittin here, getting the mop chopped at my favorite hair stylist.... He's off of wilshire. Its such a beautiful day on the west coast.
* Thanks for the clean cut" kyle mathis" you rock bro.
* I look a bit like a soldier. Lol
* Dookie.com
* @Lauren_Kitt
* @Lauren_Kitt hey babes
* About to play warcraft. My eyes are gonna burn out! AHHHHHH!!!! But i am a level 17
April 7, 2009* In the land of gnomeragan is where I reside. I am short with grey hair, mighty at heart. we have recently conquered the land of westfall.
* New word of the day Funkydoodle Traffic sucks. Ooops a cop. Ahhhhh!!!!
I'm getting a ticket for textin
* Syke! I didn't get a ticket! But you believed me didn't ya!
* Oh no!!! Popeyes!!!! Gotta work out after this.
April 8, 2009* Ahhhhh!!
Taking a long bath feels great. Yes I said it. I love baths. And I like bath salts too. See, Even guys like baths too girls :p
April 9, 2009* Listening to a new song we cut with JimJohnson ft Pitbull(Helpless)hope it gets on the album gotta convince Jive to like it as much as we do
* Happy to eat http://twitpic.com/32m1v
* @Lauren_Kitt baby. I know you wanted sushi stop playin. Sushi mac for life
April 10, 2009* Which one should I eat? http://twitpic.com/34vpv
* @Lauren_Kitt your hot. What's your name?
* They call me flipper, flipper.. Faster than lightning.....
April 11, 2009* Ouch! It hurts. Wonder if this is gonna leave a mark.
* People are people so why can't you see.
April 14, 2009* My eyeballs are crusty, I've got a little bed head , I've really gotta take a pee..OK MOM, I'm UP!!!.. Do I really have to go to school 2day
* Bout to record another smash with the boyz. Can't wait to meet this new producer claude kelly. Its gonna be a great session.
* Chillin her jammin to qtip's new album. The renaissance. Its crazy good.
* In the booth http://twitpic.com/3bvhp
* Coffee is the best. I'm seriously hyper. http://twitpic.com/3bvw4
April 15, 2009* What if we were in the desert dehydrated and thirsty. I looked and saw YOU holding a glass of water, thirsty too. Would u share?
April 17, 2009* We are all happy, healthy and deserving of love...go get it!
* Ok HAPPY BIRTHDAY to everyone! A very merry un-birthday to you! Yes you!
* What's up Live Daily! Brought to you by lady puck...high priestess of the church!
* Here's my official shout out to EVERYONE! http://twitpic.com/3gsnf
* Auditioning actors for my first independent short film! http://twitpic.com/3gw46
* Ok...I will give a very personal shout out of your choice and photo to the person that Twitters me a joke that makes me laugh out loud! :-)
* This was really funny!
* A lot of the jokes were funny, thank you so much for sending them! It took me forever to read through them!
* Who wrote the joke about the Dr. calling back too late? I liked the snowman one too lmfao!
* Ok Ok! Jeez you ladies make me work for it don't ya! Alright
* There was a tie!
* The tie is between the Muffin Joke and Kate128...who's the muffin girl?
* Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin say's to the other "Damn its hot in here" The other muffin replies "OMG! A talking muffin!
* Ok Kate128 and Bsbsavedmylife...Choose your Shout Out!
* doctor tells patient he has good &bad news.Good news:u have 24 hours 2 live.bad news:Ive been tryin 2 reach u since yesterday
* Thank you for making me laugh! http://twitpic.com/3i1z0
* Thanks for the laugh! http://twitpic.com/3i25t
* Thank you to EVERYONE that sent me a joke...you made me laugh all day! Its WOW time now! Peace!
* beijinhos para nosotros!
* Ok it's my turn to think of a funny joke to make you all laugh! Let me think...
* I'm going to tell my joke tomorrow morning, start the day out with a laugh!
April 18, 2009* Ok here's my joke! Are you ready....
* What did the man say when the house fell on him?
* GET OFF ME HOLMES!
* That's me laughing at my joke. Haha... I made a funny. http://twitpic.com/3jvu6
* Do you know why husbands die before their wives?
* CAUSE THEY WANT TOO! http://twitpic.com/3kbfq
* Wanna Meet me at the cabo cantina off of 11829 wilshire blvd. Santa monica?First person to get me mcdonalds fries gets pic and autograph.
* Ask for jen
* http://twitpic.com/3knrc
* Thanks for the fries girl. More pics to come. http://twitpic.com/3kp8y
* Why was tigger lookin in the toilet?
* He was lookin for pooh!
* I'm going out tonight in LA to listen to some good music! Wanna come!
* Going to delux with sissy. Damn I missed her.
April 19, 2009* Its a gorgeous day. the sun smothers me with a warm blanket of love. People are smiling, holding hands. The waves gently crash against
* the shore. The wind feels like the touch of a mothers hand flowing through my hair. It is a blessing to be alive another day on this
* Beautiul planet. Love one another and we will all make it to the higher plane.
* Stuck in traffic on PCH! http://twitpic.com/3mdce
April 20, 2009* Ok. Its official. Its time to start our army. The wow army. I'm now going to begin recruiting. At twelve o'clock midnight on the west coast
* I will be in land of gnomeregan. In the small town of westfall. I will not give my name. But if you can find me. Upon inspection and
* Approval of my two first ranked officers. And a secret code that only you will know the answer to, will we except you into our guild.
* I am a gnome. And the secret question is...
* What do dogs say when their happy??
* The answer will be. Nothing. Dogs can't speak.
* Good luck. And maybe soon. We will be fighting the evil horde together. Hahhahahahahahahahha
* Oh. The small town is. Sentinal hill. 12 o'clock. Be there or be square.
April 21, 2009* seriously,that was freaking am-azing last nigh,t playing wow, Thanks for helping us on that dungeon (pigs)I will recruit soon. now back to
* work on my movie..... cereal time.. yee haaaaw
* What's up super claude... You saved our day with your songs. Who you gonna save next?
* P
April 22, 2009* http://twitpic.com/3ssg4 - In the studio with our boyz jim jonson and jordan omley working on that pitt bull track "helpless" Its hot.
* The Florida boys. Jim Jonson baby.. http://twitpic.com/3ssxr
* I'm sitting here...... wondering how the hell this happened......all i can do is laugh ....lmao @#%^& hahahahaha grrrr ahh!!!!!!!brp
April 23, 2009* O where oh where has our little claude gone. Oh where oh where can he be. Just playin. Tee hee Can't wait to see you bro
* I just wanna give a shout out to my new soldiers in wow. Piggs you rock, mak and para. Great work last night. Att Your the shizzie
* And mba? Wish you could have done the stockades. Just keep leveling up troops. Were gonna take over the world. Ill be recruiting more soon.
* Im totally burning up in this studio. WHERES THE DAMN AIR????? AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
* go to sleeeep ... go to sleeep .. go to sleep little nicky. ... Im out peeps. Studio stuff is hard sometimes. ( snore) ...........
April 24, 2009* Yo, guys.. im finally on facebook!! yayyyyy!! its facebook.com/nickcarter... see you there
April 26, 2009* Wanna go for a walk on the beach with me? I love it when its sunny outside. Do you like doughnuts? I do too. Im more of a dunkin kinda guy.
* oh... And coffee makes mee poo.. hehe
* the time has come, I will be recruiting more soldiers in sentinal hill,. In the
realm of gnomeragen . At 10 pacific time. We will only wait
* for 20 minutes. You will know me as a gnomb.
* We are in westfall
April 27, 2009* What up son. Im just chillin on the skeezee. Prep workin low downin, Undastand? Just keep it real. Aaight!!
* Am I sitting here really reading a cosmopolitan?.. Is this what girls really think about us?? This is so.....
* Awesome!!! Haha. Its over now. I'm in your minds now chicas.
April 29, 2009* It's 12 at night. And yes. I'm trying extremely hard to communicate with aliens. I'll let u know when they come. http://twitpic.com/49e35
* No seriously. I don't want you to think I'm crazy. But I believe in UFO's. When I was little. I believed that if you thought about them to
* To much that they would come and get me. ..what if they are reading this right now? I think I've said to much. I gotta go.. Look to the sky
Credit : http://twitter.com/nickcarter
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