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PostSubject: ATTENTION ALERTES AUX VIRUS!! - IMPORTANT À LIRE!   ATTENTION ALERTES AUX VIRUS!! - IMPORTANT À LIRE! Icon_minitimeThu 17 Apr - 16:06

WARNING there are new viruses called BACKSTREET VIRUSES going around and you should be very wary when receiving emails from people that you don't know

Here's a description of the viruses and what to look out for:


KEVVYKEV.exe
This slows your computer down to a snail's pace. The screen fills with jibberish that can't be understood and whenever you click a button, it just returns you to the same page

SWEETD.exe
This makes your screen blink constantly and go out of focus and stuff like that

CHAOS.exe
Will automatically turn the power out to your ENTIRE house except to the Nintendo, while also making your computer give out this annoying whining sound

BROK.exe
Little chihuahuas appear on the screen while the virus simultaneously wipes your hard drive of any files containing swear words, pornography, blasphemy, animal cruelty and NSync

BONER.exe
Is also known as the antidote to BROK.exe...will show you a little porno movie while filling your hard drive with porn. Meanwhile a little arm will extend and tattoo your arm. Makes your machine run very fast and the screen will forever keep changing color when you least expect it

JOHNNY_NONAME. exe
Comes crashing into your computer totally uninvited, turns your wallpaper into the British Flag. If using AOL, your mail announcment will say 'BY JOVE OL CHAP, IT SEEMS YOU HAVE SOME POST!' Totally messes with your hard drive, makes your computer yell a lot. Computer will become erratic, sometimes moving fast, sometimes moving slow. The only way to make this virus behave is to talk dirty to it and feed it McDonald's

PEARLMAN.EXE
Also come under the name FAT_BASTARD. EXE...This virus hacks into your computer and takes all your money while exploiting your talents ruthlessly to the entire world, not allowing you to rest even when you're sick. You must always be on your toes should your computer get this virus. It will force you to stay away for several days at a time and you may be forced to travel overseas and work out every night under hot lights for many hours while suffering from a heart condition. This is one of the most dangerous viruses and should you get it, we suggest you completely rethink your contract and move ISP's even if it means getting sued in the process...for your own safety


BRILEIGH.EXE
Fluffy animals will appear all over your screen. Your computer will constantly tell you how much it loves you. You will suddenly come over with a feeling of total well being and happiness. You will start telling everyone you know that you love them and your so glad you know them. Your MP3 collection will all suddenly be songs written by Brian or Elvis songs. All your BSB pics will turn into pictures of Litty and Tyk. This isnt a dangerous virus... it may make you feel like puking though...


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PostSubject: Re: ATTENTION ALERTES AUX VIRUS!! - IMPORTANT À LIRE!   ATTENTION ALERTES AUX VIRUS!! - IMPORTANT À LIRE! Icon_minitimeThu 17 Apr - 18:38

C'est vraiment bon de le savoir! MERCI!! Smile
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